![Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-O8T7Xg53DRA/X1toiBCWIqI/AAAAAAAAGxE/GEGBobMkhUUSjJXvX3wrf_x76DkAMO7NwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/heterosexuality-is-not-normal-its-just-common.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Tag: Wit
![Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-O8T7Xg53DRA/X1toiBCWIqI/AAAAAAAAGxE/GEGBobMkhUUSjJXvX3wrf_x76DkAMO7NwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/heterosexuality-is-not-normal-its-just-common.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gc8q2kkUJeQ/X1tdqWq3XaI/AAAAAAAAFpU/P_D7e6g3XOw_UpTRtdPiak6t7Ny_CbqtgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/ask-me-no-questions-and-ill-tell-you-no-fibs.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
![The covers of this book are too far apart.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-XVyZ6EsTmkg/X1uJGwOrc4I/AAAAAAAAKNM/XpdcquPjMK0BE7sN8Al6vQuybFVBcGqvQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-covers-of-this-book-are-too-far-apart.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The covers of this book are too far apart.
![You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-R6Yk5PyZXMA/X1uS4nccZJI/AAAAAAAALvY/dxMDPoLCX5ooR5WKkwGct7XuiXdPtJefACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/you-cant-teach-an-old-dogma-new-tricks.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
![If Christ were here there is one thing he would not bea Christian.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/--6NFLEhA0NY/X1trgjoZMWI/AAAAAAAAHQg/qjP3MHV4AmoUOee2r3XjtaMrPgSCEwkCwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-christ-were-here-there-is-one-thing-he-would-not-bea-christian.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not bea Christian.
![Give the People what they want – and they’ll get what they deserve.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-tho7M9dH5Zo/X1tnpviwPJI/AAAAAAAAGic/JxC-MYIxwFISdwWzkrYwLbK_Ng5pcjhHwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/give-the-people-what-they-want-and-theyll-get-what-they-deserve.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Give the People what they want – and they’ll get what they deserve.
![Wit is the lowest form of humor.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gKpA30XhR4I/X0bSCSzHKrI/AAAAAAAAFQs/N1eMsz_e9nAdgiaVSldifJS27eBPvi7mwCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2auf-gU/w750-h750-p/wit-is-the-lowest-form-of-humor-quotes-by-alexander-pope-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
![Yeah you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. “Good-bye.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-6pvqL58-Gcc/X1uSVCjX9cI/AAAAAAAALoo/es1XiJmviFk0cUJWsmgq4Ua8DLfUSc9nQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/yeah-you-can-have-a-word-said-harry-savagely-goodbye.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Yeah you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. “Good-bye.
![Ack!” I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that’s me.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-S09BZmnRQ9I/X1tc0vI0YDI/AAAAAAAAFc4/75rdsJyOYJQ4GrASo1g9oTPVMgcAwV_KgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/ack-i-saidfearless-master-of-the-witty-dialogue-thats-me.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Ack!” I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that’s me.
![Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cqerzEe3MXY/X1tjFgLeCOI/AAAAAAAAGH0/ilfgHbw3AQgv18EMozz6jmjRTHNRbU7lACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/dont-explain-computers-to-laymen-simpler-to-explain-sex-to-a-virgin.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
![So vast is art, so narrow human wit.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Zuyi0ZWCoLM/X0bOVPIu23I/AAAAAAAAE3k/UiboqU5TJSc7AvheblBuppnd2ZEaLBJDQCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/so-vast-is-art-so-narrow-human-wit-quotes-by-alexander-pope-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-art.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
So vast is art, so narrow human wit.
![The flesh is sad, alas, and I have read all the books.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-g9Ut7aQOABU/X1uJWg8CM_I/AAAAAAAAKQY/4AvJBNZ-FbUWBWWWNpIveZ0kygivKdl1gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-flesh-is-sad-alas-and-i-have-read-all-the-books.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)