![Are you always a smartass?’Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vK7x55SrkgI/X1tdjY8Y0LI/AAAAAAAAFng/JNCTVqKpcVYocC_ZMu4K_40j7dET0I6LQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/are-you-always-a-smartassnope-sometimes-im-asleep.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Tag: sarcasm
![Are you always a smartass?’Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vK7x55SrkgI/X1tdjY8Y0LI/AAAAAAAAFng/JNCTVqKpcVYocC_ZMu4K_40j7dET0I6LQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/are-you-always-a-smartassnope-sometimes-im-asleep.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![I’m sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FoSGaqP3C3U/X1ts1XBQyuI/AAAAAAAAHfA/YZ5p0WmX2Ssd0Fjxj7T4MY-siYsXh95XwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/im-sorry-i-use-my-rapier-wit-to-hide-my-inner-pain.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I’m sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.
![Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gc8q2kkUJeQ/X1tdqWq3XaI/AAAAAAAAFpU/P_D7e6g3XOw_UpTRtdPiak6t7Ny_CbqtgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/ask-me-no-questions-and-ill-tell-you-no-fibs.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
![I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-r_GhADzfWis/X1tqF5lMX-I/AAAAAAAAG-o/UuFPRXDBTGUy4-Pa-KSZ2QODFX6nYglgQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-cannot-speak-well-enough-to-be-unintelligible.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
![Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-c1rGnPxT2Sk/X1tjhqwDnLI/AAAAAAAAGN8/qP5ZfnhP6yYtmo0vS4NH-O-7rKW1RZdFgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/egotist-n-a-person-of-low-taste-more-interested-in-himself-than-in-me.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
![If you say were in this together, Im going to hurl.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-B-0nW93tSaY/X1tsSwavmcI/AAAAAAAAHZE/kZplWkb0zOwHPP6ihBcmKpDiKXhrFg-egCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-you-say-were-in-this-together-im-going-to-hurl.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If you say were in this together, Im going to hurl.
![Can you enter a house uninvited?””No.””Why?””That would be rude.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-COPNCjGtPTU/X1tiKUajNkI/AAAAAAAAF54/CqE7LDpj6GkVZPd_BwpctG07nBlwwWVwACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/can-you-enter-a-house-uninvitednowhythat-would-be-rude.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Can you enter a house uninvited?””No.””Why?””That would be rude.
![Yeah you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. “Good-bye.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-6pvqL58-Gcc/X1uSVCjX9cI/AAAAAAAALoo/es1XiJmviFk0cUJWsmgq4Ua8DLfUSc9nQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/yeah-you-can-have-a-word-said-harry-savagely-goodbye.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Yeah you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. “Good-bye.
![I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dixmmE6m6OI/X1to-mVGI6I/AAAAAAAAG4Y/Y2beGorOAmwdnFYjl4CDHa1zEYFIQc3VgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-am-in-full-possession-of-the-amazing-power-of-being-sarcastic.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
![How ’bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RUHHY3nSOqA/X1torGhWF-I/AAAAAAAAGzY/I_5-qaqiKQgFtNGVJDqill_LC1ecU_j8ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/how-bout-a-shot-of-truth-in-that-denial-cocktail.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
How ’bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.
![You must have been going very fast.””I was, until I hit the fence.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_YV1QlvjBQU/X1uTQx8c3YI/AAAAAAAAL0M/PtnLS6frZAI-4CqPWo7iTXxTW4eReZ5vACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/you-must-have-been-going-very-fasti-was-until-i-hit-the-fence.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)