![I’m a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4vvKPvwLNek/X1tsmkGBwCI/AAAAAAAAHck/A0040z5IS5MhEfPuLkNFeOrGrbc2RigLQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/im-a-poet-and-i-like-my-lies-the-way-my-mother-used-to-make-them.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Tag: humour
![I’m a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4vvKPvwLNek/X1tsmkGBwCI/AAAAAAAAHck/A0040z5IS5MhEfPuLkNFeOrGrbc2RigLQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/im-a-poet-and-i-like-my-lies-the-way-my-mother-used-to-make-them.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-q2RKWuW0tgI/X1tsZTQfrkI/AAAAAAAAHaQ/NzbPmAF-sAcyhpHwvwhIL41GLEUm2EoowCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-you-want-to-make-god-laugh-tell-him-about-your-plans.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
![I don’t deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZT-ARQFHv3Q/X1tqTwHv6FI/AAAAAAAAHBc/-L7VcYtW9fELO0o3x8v-PNhbTWLRiUNEACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-dont-deserve-a-soul-yet-i-still-have-one-i-know-because-it-hurts.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I don’t deserve a soul, yet I still have one. I know because it hurts.
![We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_PfNVgMBLO8/X1uPM5mzJfI/AAAAAAAALIk/EHBhixpekLo7BKdFdiwPHuQonQmQLbtwwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/we-demand-rigidly-defined-areas-of-doubt-and-uncertainty.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
![If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ekdZtKi533c/X1tsVs2hvrI/AAAAAAAAHZk/GFw3ELvsqHMxGOILrXD3qZaB8KMGMXE5gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-you-try-to-fail-and-succeed-which-have-you-done.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
![Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-YsFAXkd9qd4/X1tnF1dvTXI/AAAAAAAAGZo/3oE4Pc7DZkoD_Nspjj6pG9ngQIIv6F6xwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/failed-relationships-can-be-described-as-so-much-wasted-makeup.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
![I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-iswwg2xcBgg/X1trFG-sc_I/AAAAAAAAHLc/noI_8gnkvckrVc_Vm2yF9CTE3FJp0WLPgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-love-deadlines-i-love-the-whooshing-noise-they-make-as-they-go-by.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
![Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-BPFsdmKaftg/X1t6b8HtuYI/AAAAAAAAJAo/BalEQXj-Ks8uMtr_llVae6bOU2pFW35ugCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/prediction-is-very-difficult-especially-about-the-future.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
![Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UWWkxpuCqdU/X1ti3n8E3qI/AAAAAAAAGEc/0o9NZF-91OoFnFxZnZIA0nISDFDSalxKgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/do-not-take-life-too-seriously-you-will-never-get-out-of-it-alive.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
![FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-b_SjrSGjTUg/X1tnR1EwAnI/AAAAAAAAGcg/nZYJZ9kmZn47FyV3cc67MuL-5zYqgwe9QCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/fear-stands-for-fuck-everything-and-run.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.
![Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VLiJNsZiysM/X1t0zs3hapI/AAAAAAAAINs/ZLJJUqdSZSUrMQ_-zrz7Nv1ItVAqZOOggCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/life-would-be-tragic-if-it-werent-funny.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
![I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Qz0seaG_NjI/X1trWaOPqPI/AAAAAAAAHOo/dD8NysrfYZYoKyYGaThgR51AStUOxoimwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/id-rather-be-a-rising-ape-than-a-falling-angel.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)