Tag: Humor
I’ve had great success being a total idiot.
Think, think, think.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts
I can’t go on, I’ll go on.
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
I have great faith in fools – self-confidence my friends will call it.
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles
What happened to your tan?”–Fang”It was dirt.” –Max
