Tag: Humor
I felt like one of Apollo’s sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
I’m a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
