August 13, 2019 Tanya C

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.

August 11, 2019 Tanya C

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.

June 27, 2019 Tanya C

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.

June 22, 2019 Tanya C

Please, touch me, I pray.

May 16, 2019 Tanya C

When mice run, cats give chase.

May 5, 2019 Tanya C

In life, more than in anything else, it isn’t easy to end up alive.

April 20, 2019 Tanya C

Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

April 9, 2019 Tanya C

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

March 24, 2019 Tanya C

Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

March 20, 2019 Tanya C

Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero

March 13, 2019 Tanya C

Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

March 9, 2019 Tanya C

Why couldn’t you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!