November 2, 2019 Tanya C

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘good-bye sucker.

October 31, 2019 Tanya C

Writers don’t get mad they get even in their novels.

September 28, 2019 Tanya C

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes…dies.

September 27, 2019 Tanya C

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

September 14, 2019 Tanya C

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

September 9, 2019 Tanya C

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

August 26, 2019 Tanya C

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?

August 26, 2019 Tanya C

This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes.

August 24, 2019 Tanya C

No need, no, need. Life is already too short to find it.

August 23, 2019 Tanya C

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

August 22, 2019 Tanya C

I didn’t dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.

August 14, 2019 Tanya C

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.