![I’ve had great success being a total idiot.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-MYznqPQwLVU/X1tv7P6NpLI/AAAAAAAAH9U/hGl-wCYmztA_JpSpmQPvb5yku-PcLlZGwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/ive-had-great-success-being-a-total-idiot.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Tag: Funny
![I’ve had great success being a total idiot.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-MYznqPQwLVU/X1tv7P6NpLI/AAAAAAAAH9U/hGl-wCYmztA_JpSpmQPvb5yku-PcLlZGwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/ive-had-great-success-being-a-total-idiot.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![The planet is fine. The people are fucked.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2mDovc5yFpA/X1uKNQMS2yI/AAAAAAAAKbA/SjTfrrRaPxwXE3Cl7tLAovS4AIc1fc_VACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-planet-is-fine-the-people-are-fucked.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
![If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-7P_X8jNt7u8/X1trac56XWI/AAAAAAAAHPY/Mpwmuy0wdGkTKwyOVmQqNh6ZI51HLEHOgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-a-book-about-failures-doesnt-sell-is-it-a-success.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
![How is it possible to have a civil war?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qw7QV7LwY-U/X1tovaosqRI/AAAAAAAAG0k/q6Zp3zQ6ZusSXOy1A0tSKSA73Dcv9XS-wCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/how-is-it-possible-to-have-a-civil-war.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
![Puns are the highest form of literature.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-PwzgA7ojac8/X1t6eoT7FnI/AAAAAAAAJBI/R8To_8Oi9McZfp1WznOYoe--xMflsqcFQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/puns-are-the-highest-form-of-literature.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Puns are the highest form of literature.
![Sane is boring.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-NdDzrj2hKNg/X1t7DgZGLpI/AAAAAAAAJH8/l4RAOJyehPUcWzOX5yREWCBUzUjW78ZVQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/sane-is-boring.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Sane is boring.
![A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lidyY32dSIU/X1tclAWVI2I/AAAAAAAAFZw/PpTq8rHWdzsZY6cMdYuZt_0qbO2hSFpEgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-penny-saved-is-a-penny-earned.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned
![If you can’t do anything about it, laugh like hell.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uS_ojhXjrfI/X1tsEXwcpCI/AAAAAAAAHWg/HZvF2CztGPcbZFRBuX5-Gzta92eVkmq7QCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-you-cant-do-anything-about-it-laugh-like-hell.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If you can’t do anything about it, laugh like hell.
![You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hD5GrH1l7Ng/X1uTZizE_wI/AAAAAAAAL18/H9eKRGYPV-QheyOx_tcasbC0hozvAxTcQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/you-should-eat-a-waffle-you-cant-be-sad-if-you-eat-a-waffle.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!
![Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-YsFAXkd9qd4/X1tnF1dvTXI/AAAAAAAAGZo/3oE4Pc7DZkoD_Nspjj6pG9ngQIIv6F6xwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/failed-relationships-can-be-described-as-so-much-wasted-makeup.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
![When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jmVVnki4u7k/X1uQWnLOREI/AAAAAAAALW8/0DFformia9k7_UqzoNLaYyu4gNMenoM7wCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/when-life-gives-you-lemons-chunk-it-right-back.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
![To answer your question, you want me because I’m made of awesome.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-CtDmOpsq-Wo/X1uN5VddILI/AAAAAAAAK4w/QV-4xCLzGXoEC6mvdbYrDd0iClZRv8DDQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/to-answer-your-question-you-want-me-because-im-made-of-awesome.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)