June 11, 2020 Tanya C

I’ve had great success being a total idiot.

June 2, 2020 Tanya C

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

May 22, 2020 Tanya C

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

May 17, 2020 Tanya C

How is it possible to have a civil war?

May 13, 2020 Tanya C

Puns are the highest form of literature.

May 8, 2020 Tanya C

Sane is boring.

April 28, 2020 Tanya C

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned

April 26, 2020 Tanya C

If you can’t do anything about it, laugh like hell.

April 25, 2020 Tanya C

You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!

April 20, 2020 Tanya C

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

April 7, 2020 Tanya C

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

February 9, 2020 Tanya C

To answer your question, you want me because I’m made of awesome.