Tag: Death
Of all the ways to lose a person, death is the kindest.
Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.
Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.
Death is natures way of saying, Your table is ready.
I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
A girl always remembers the first corpse she shaves.
Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.
And we wept that one so lovely should have a life so brief;
Justice will prevail!
