![I don’t mean to be funny.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-enz5IYejkQk/X0bEuBI6M4I/AAAAAAAAC_Q/QjK8LaFCNCw3EjwtXm-ln3fDdw9EoB1KQCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/i-dont-mean-to-be-funny-quotes-by-yogi-berra-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-funny.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Yogi Berra
![I don’t mean to be funny.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-enz5IYejkQk/X0bEuBI6M4I/AAAAAAAAC_Q/QjK8LaFCNCw3EjwtXm-ln3fDdw9EoB1KQCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/i-dont-mean-to-be-funny-quotes-by-yogi-berra-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-funny.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-IxO3zMgoxe4/X0Vxo_thTrI/AAAAAAAABUk/zUgzDI49B-MRTaRYhhktt1L1pNn8zTWFgCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw1quf-gU/w750-h750-p/a-nickel-aint-worth-a-dime-anymore-quotes-by-yogi-berra-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-funny.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
![I never said most of the things I said.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-78TZrM5LAt0/X0bHdviqGEI/AAAAAAAADnQ/9HMI4LtbfNoiR28hAdfE04syYREMPMzWACEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/i-never-said-most-of-the-things-i-said-quotes-by-yogi-berra-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-funny.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I never said most of the things I said.
![Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_AKoTpP5H_0/X1tijoQKZGI/AAAAAAAAF_c/uCVdjTgHzTwy3x-FEK9qy5QqbfgsLQWGwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/cut-my-pie-into-four-pieces-i-dont-think-i-could-eat-eight.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
![You can observe a lot just by watching.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-IHFs4XjJIe0/X1uSsEIm0aI/AAAAAAAALtE/ysGOERjXyjs7i2j5cwBT00Q07bEtyEq6ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/you-can-observe-a-lot-just-by-watching.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
You can observe a lot just by watching.
![Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JkZmDrse76g/X1t3R_yYlDI/AAAAAAAAIqo/SIF1L-osptEEgOd0CEAgY-3Vl9ClbZ_vQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/nobody-comes-here-anymore-its-too-crowded.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
![The future ain’t what it used to be.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-H7OEXxO3r98/X0bPJguxC8I/AAAAAAAAE20/6ZwPz1376UwzxDS9_6C07CLMTqQo4f6ngCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/the-future-aint-what-it-used-to-be-quotes-by-yogi-berra-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-future.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The future ain’t what it used to be.
![We made too many wrong mistakes.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-7YZ4lOTSzFc/X1uPWBoOUdI/AAAAAAAALKg/fNdxALvQ8Zw0TsqKCXciwY5p-2JKCkHNwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/we-made-too-many-wrong-mistakes.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
We made too many wrong mistakes.
![90% of the game is half mental.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-e3buyWMShFs/X1tcIaL2s8I/AAAAAAAAFTY/glUQ_RE2x3Ex7OEhKnPGknOb6ktukjeyQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/90-of-the-game-is-half-mental.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
90% of the game is half mental.
![You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-aUGN14gfPv0/X0bShrq9wFI/AAAAAAAAFQY/_3DrRkArAQ4f0wANvJ4_xMTzdHyBgeSYwCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2auf-gU/w750-h750-p/you-wouldnt-have-won-if-wed-beaten-you-quotes-by-yogi-berra-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-sports.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
![I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Vddbxjsl6og/X1trUsQtKkI/AAAAAAAAHOY/XizIA8sQsnUUyMGt-2-wdvEQ50XFGU5QwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/id-give-my-right-arm-to-be-ambidextrous.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
![How can you think and hit at the same time?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OOWrFed7CVQ/X0bDPoyLmuI/AAAAAAAACV4/2NaRldIT_gkRzcJyhMLuXaxfHV9JRQhjwCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/how-can-you-think-and-hit-at-the-same-time-quotes-by-yogi-berra-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-time.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)