![God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HRJU1MmDzEE/X1tnwjnokrI/AAAAAAAAGkU/KtMot4lVxOcKKdAZkUVF0kSiiFxk4hgjwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/god-is-silent-now-if-only-man-would-shut-up.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Woody Allen
![God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HRJU1MmDzEE/X1tnwjnokrI/AAAAAAAAGkU/KtMot4lVxOcKKdAZkUVF0kSiiFxk4hgjwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/god-is-silent-now-if-only-man-would-shut-up.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uv8BQ1_fLwU/X1t2iwni0gI/AAAAAAAAIh0/mRTGWSEN8vU1ROYE4d966mTMywmCariJgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/my-one-regret-in-life-is-that-i-am-not-someone-else.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
![If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-q2RKWuW0tgI/X1tsZTQfrkI/AAAAAAAAHaQ/NzbPmAF-sAcyhpHwvwhIL41GLEUm2EoowCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-you-want-to-make-god-laugh-tell-him-about-your-plans.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
![I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-id3bSIseRCM/X1tsv0-L4pI/AAAAAAAAHeE/dSubRvCHgQYnNBh1rm5FZf_a6aRcfv_EACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/im-not-afraid-of-death-i-just-dont-want-to-be-there-when-it-happens.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
![Eighty percent of success is showing up.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-0lIZORgeiGI/X1tjh0NRNRI/AAAAAAAAGOA/ChW5Uylq61ArZvnBgRJTOl8IxH1zqVzXwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/eighty-percent-of-success-is-showing-up.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
![Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-fFJSJX4vpC8/X1twpCnbZ4I/AAAAAAAAIFs/kErNRAH6sk0MTeWJo1EeCgKdZp8kISfcACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/life-doesnt-imitate-art-it-imitates-bad-television.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
![I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ZJ8q0a2jCiQ/X1tqVVROIfI/AAAAAAAAHBw/JX-lod3WWtcLmzJOHjqmjIQ4W-cdZQCKwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-dont-know-the-question-but-sex-is-definitely-the-answer.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
![To you, I’m an atheist.To God, I’m the loyal opposition.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3x0GQftj7Jw/X1uOTipA-TI/AAAAAAAAK9w/H7W-8SZTszg-nMrknoZ-neOgsKELpg6_ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/to-you-im-an-atheistto-god-im-the-loyal-opposition.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
To you, I’m an atheist.To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
![If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-R4-L-ImujEc/X1trjWWKw_I/AAAAAAAAHRA/ICbNIan437wYtLqcNjd7ZEDyUWAdQ6VbgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-god-exists-i-hope-he-has-a-good-excuse.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
![My brain? That’s my second favorite organ.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-EDLd2mTfYDo/X1t2YcoZ3MI/AAAAAAAAIfw/pYmb6XGrgP4iREv16PSYA0LfphCDX31agCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/my-brain-thats-my-second-favorite-organ.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
My brain? That’s my second favorite organ.
![I am two with nature.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RsHhHM-Ftb8/X0bEPKi-StI/AAAAAAAAC-s/YfKgtOd4eOUZAhQEwdYeKC5PiGHoJ0MMACEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/i-am-two-with-nature-quotes-by-woody-allen-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-nature.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I am two with nature.
![I hate reality but it’s still the best place to get a good steak.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TlXPLyjU4OU/X1tqqabfDFI/AAAAAAAAHF8/_CB8Mq9FM1wT6PVfHMErtK-y_pPTbAXbgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-hate-reality-but-its-still-the-best-place-to-get-a-good-steak.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)