![Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pzjz0IpYdgc/X1tm8dHFOiI/AAAAAAAAGXM/J5Wrfq7GdAQ3eQvJgQyYJfjjM2JriU0GgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/everything-is-funny-as-long-as-it-is-happening-to-somebody-else.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Will Rogers
![Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pzjz0IpYdgc/X1tm8dHFOiI/AAAAAAAAGXM/J5Wrfq7GdAQ3eQvJgQyYJfjjM2JriU0GgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/everything-is-funny-as-long-as-it-is-happening-to-somebody-else.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5YqX-p563UQ/X0bJwvAxDfI/AAAAAAAADlQ/AIoaVBY919QjVgVMoCq_5iNCBQfMpoolACEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/make-crime-pay-become-a-lawyer-quotes-by-will-rogers-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-legal.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
![Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-71I2qsadakE/X1ti4rurt5I/AAAAAAAAGEw/z4QoSNtMt6Uli6IrZL1sAByU-2kH-J5IQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/do-the-best-you-can-and-dont-take-life-too-serious.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
![I never met a man that I didn’t like.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OzyE2E8rNRc/X1trSUo0HHI/AAAAAAAAHN8/44vW9O8b2EYnm8FLjerbkWJJHDzQOhzngCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-never-met-a-man-that-i-didnt-like.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I never met a man that I didn’t like.
![Politics is applesauce.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-N_I20E7wYs0/X0bNNNFePtI/AAAAAAAAEN8/L9-qZOKVDFoUJOmVkFbE8VsdlDYLtaTEACEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/politics-is-applesauce-quotes-by-will-rogers-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-politics.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Politics is applesauce.
![The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oMtDVUQGvzE/X1uKac-UuDI/AAAAAAAAKdk/C_HiKfkJ9okjgoX9qAcnjHHlb51HslfLwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-road-to-success-is-dotted-with-many-tempting-parking-spaces.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
![You know, everybody’s ignorant, just on different subjects.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Vg7bsigpGl0/X1uTF-zkINI/AAAAAAAALyE/eYWAYr1tps8KQNZXhRCbIGVnh7qoAMxkgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/you-know-everybodys-ignorant-just-on-different-subjects.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
You know, everybody’s ignorant, just on different subjects.
![A fool and his money are soon elected.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-d1iKxfTkfuI/X0Vm9y074lI/AAAAAAAABLM/qY_QM90mpPwq7fLX2Epoi0uijG4EymjtgCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw1quf-gU/w750-h750-p/a-fool-and-his-money-are-soon-elected-quotes-by-will-rogers-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-money.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)