Category: Steven Wright
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
How young can you die of old age?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
