![Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VAR8-alrUCY/X1uRogQUbhI/AAAAAAAALgY/ag2g24X_8b0SdzaDEnSC805asCIXd3mggCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/why-are-there-five-syllables-in-the-word-monosyllabic.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Steven Wright
![Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VAR8-alrUCY/X1uRogQUbhI/AAAAAAAALgY/ag2g24X_8b0SdzaDEnSC805asCIXd3mggCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/why-are-there-five-syllables-in-the-word-monosyllabic.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-PSujsiYmJA0/X1uRsrgH4PI/AAAAAAAALhM/wxcdkF8AAWElGzZr8speQSwx4Ka_Feg2ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/why-is-a-carrot-more-orange-than-an-orange.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
![I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-YmZgy-riJPQ/X1tuDk4mx7I/AAAAAAAAHnw/KI12glEV1qI8SfItWnjPfAbiHb5ekkHMACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-tried-to-hang-myself-with-a-bungee-cord-i-kept-almost-dying.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
![Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-WXW-4ehYPuE/X1tm2nNaXrI/AAAAAAAAGV0/KkEsBHF4j3I3TDGG7puOTRxBfBkX9GoSgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/everyone-has-a-photographic-memory-some-just-dont-have-film.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
![What happens if you get scared half to death twice?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-eNCBsxVbiHs/X1uP09iKmrI/AAAAAAAALQU/j9Xm0HI_wD0ggoVWF12IUPzDzzH52pgeQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/what-happens-if-you-get-scared-half-to-death-twice.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
![If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UPD4EHg9eLE/X1trfiu3gcI/AAAAAAAAHQY/rvUkxt4E0LMUtLpUG5EMxBfw8ecEn3SYgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-destroy-all-evidence-that-you-tried.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
![If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pgvKjy-v5PI/X1tr8bu_OVI/AAAAAAAAHVI/sLqgyT9wJrIU0qzNiskQoLDYwR50wsy6ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-warm-air-rises-heaven-could-be-hotter-than-hell.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
![How young can you die of old age?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vH5QiFHB-3w/X0bDRNFlLyI/AAAAAAAACWE/4q7wPW31EbI68uRW23pcQLHcjSk8T933wCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/how-young-can-you-die-of-old-age-quotes-by-steven-wright-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-age.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
How young can you die of old age?
![Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-O6H78_Eq3yI/X1tja138lXI/AAAAAAAAGMk/k385W7XshfcHiFRn8VXpdHgVSl_Orrb6gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/eagles-may-soar-but-weasels-dont-get-sucked-into-jet-engines.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
![I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-r4qOW39-tKo/X1trVTNN-3I/AAAAAAAAHOc/dnmY8CQ2YjEcRrLG0_uRS9IdZEX7XFotwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/id-kill-for-a-nobel-peace-prize.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
![If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lXor3EUodPQ/X1trc8Aol4I/AAAAAAAAHP0/GSZYsQ5xpvIzet5NQxkgsNboujD4Qb0ZgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-a-mute-kid-swears-should-his-mother-wash-his-hands-with-soap.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
![When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ce_aLIWlmAs/X1uQN3lz4QI/AAAAAAAALVQ/3oBABa-gBVkCsxqcD3yBJw0Gq1mP1xTLgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/when-everything-is-coming-your-way-youre-in-the-wrong-lane.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)