![Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-B-wkBgy_8jQ/X1tiU1Wz5fI/AAAAAAAAF8U/e0reaMXpx_gR6sdQqbnnEpCkGwwTs7T3QCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/climate-is-what-you-expect-weather-is-what-you-get.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Robert A. Heinlein
![Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-B-wkBgy_8jQ/X1tiU1Wz5fI/AAAAAAAAF8U/e0reaMXpx_gR6sdQqbnnEpCkGwwTs7T3QCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/climate-is-what-you-expect-weather-is-what-you-get.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-hWa9_aCWr_w/X1t5doFX5wI/AAAAAAAAI04/IvdYW1deUkozDWJod4nCAH1oe7Fwcrk7ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/one-mans-theology-is-another-mans-belly-laugh.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.
![May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-h0ojR-7UIpE/X1t16E4g14I/AAAAAAAAIaY/2qWCnDaNWqQplc90OpkM2CnTiznlO9lhQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/may-you-live-as-long-as-you-wish-and-love-as-long-as-you-live.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
![Churches thrive on martyrdom and persecution.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-O8B-97R65fE/X1tiTGfxP2I/AAAAAAAAF78/qQhBtFg-wI0UsFF7aGjETqR7nAO5sSD0ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/churches-thrive-on-martyrdom-and-persecution.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Churches thrive on martyrdom and persecution.
![Women talk when they want to. Or don’t.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_SCjQuA6Gw4/X1uSBmjpt0I/AAAAAAAALlE/B-NHN3K8uCAnWEFtKytxWZtnX2uGcjowACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/women-talk-when-they-want-to-or-dont.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Women talk when they want to. Or don’t.
![Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-EexQztr2A94/X1tnMYqqhwI/AAAAAAAAGbA/0whdbTN01gIVORuZIbSoEGjy5XAWJ2jOwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/faith-strikes-me-as-intellectual-laziness.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.
![Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cqerzEe3MXY/X1tjFgLeCOI/AAAAAAAAGH0/ilfgHbw3AQgv18EMozz6jmjRTHNRbU7lACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/dont-explain-computers-to-laymen-simpler-to-explain-sex-to-a-virgin.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Don’t explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
![If you’ve got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn’t prove it.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-N9P1cMQd6Tg/X1tsgEvTpTI/AAAAAAAAHbY/SrmhAGlJR6EgvVLem6i1K4nEuiyc3aM_ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-youve-got-the-truth-you-can-demonstrate-it-talking-doesnt-prove-it.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)