Category: Mark Twain
When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.
Don’t say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
Obscurity and a competencethat is the life that is best worth living.
Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
