Category: Mark Twain
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not bea Christian.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Write what you know.
