Category: Mark Twain
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
?Classic? – a book which people praise and don’t read.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
