![A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4zgi9LgDyxw/X1tcN3qUBZI/AAAAAAAAFUo/ttbIA9xS1xYvng-X_Jv8HZyA-B-TuXWbQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-clear-conscience-is-the-sure-sign-of-a-bad-memory.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Mark Twain
![A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4zgi9LgDyxw/X1tcN3qUBZI/AAAAAAAAFUo/ttbIA9xS1xYvng-X_Jv8HZyA-B-TuXWbQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-clear-conscience-is-the-sure-sign-of-a-bad-memory.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9yYkP1ce39Y/X1uJOTYFzoI/AAAAAAAAKOo/Beo3YZbhkfQuxdPMsg-vIvKzhNXb4Ef5wCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-dog-is-a-gentleman-i-hope-to-go-to-his-heaven-not-mans.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
![Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-NNl2H6Lwy5Q/X1t25t3ChKI/AAAAAAAAIl8/tW3toqUYcX8HtkrS70eoiP-raiOYIi-WgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/never-tell-the-truth-to-people-who-are-not-worthy-of-it.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
![I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-DXGgPODcZp4/X1tv67pJ73I/AAAAAAAAH9Q/GHhdncm8j8w6n59l66_UyNa7V_G-7TLcACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/ive-had-a-lot-of-worries-in-my-life-most-of-which-never-happened.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
![What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-D8fjzEUYY7s/X1uQA-1Bz2I/AAAAAAAALSs/1FvZriQ0obMAFrkCPZObpFSXXySacOxHQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/what-would-men-be-without-women-scarce-sirmighty-scarce.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
![The lack of money is the root of all evil.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-tvCi-hF8mlE/X0bPScVge2I/AAAAAAAAE2Y/qVWNQoFCnQYO7GFNIDFAJS4iJIBm96SawCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/the-lack-of-money-is-the-root-of-all-evil-quotes-by-mark-twain-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-money.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
![I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-t7pRUkQ_s8M/X1tqx3agqvI/AAAAAAAAHHc/N0L2LhYlb7gaoMHlF5oDL-zPTek1tBKqwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-have-never-let-my-schooling-interfere-with-my-education.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
![Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vK2GjwJdsxU/X1tjhgksB_I/AAAAAAAAGN4/CYOJKwV8yKcRJGimVReojYt5ESVRRKr_ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/education-the-path-from-cocky-ignorance-to-miserable-uncertainty.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
![?Classic? – a book which people praise and don’t read.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-PgmMm1OVCpc/X1tiT8BwOkI/AAAAAAAAF8E/h02l9u8G-tk7cggxczPuyYRMYJUhdVy_ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/classic-a-book-which-people-praise-and-dont-read.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
?Classic? – a book which people praise and don’t read.
![The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-t82e7-Qjj3c/X1uI_KhfRCI/AAAAAAAAKLw/Q3XX8fdoO7YPEDZSSrc5CTLRqONMSpraQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-best-way-to-cheer-yourself-is-to-try-to-cheer-someone-else-up.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
![Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-XNI7tdO8x9s/X1twOdqOlYI/AAAAAAAAIAs/aOWnJBR3B0UzRnC6mkxqUAbLHVe-k-LWwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/kindness-is-a-language-which-the-deaf-can-hear-and-the-blind-can-see.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
![If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Ilgd8qgc4OA/X1tsTYL9hdI/AAAAAAAAHZM/HCRjfSAqcKUXaXZbMWUtUx3mLxMQ6F-AACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-you-tell-the-truth-you-dont-have-to-remember-anything.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)