![Take no heed of her…. She reads a lot of books.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-7KTjs4FFYSQ/X1t8fRD7ZbI/AAAAAAAAJZg/qzVEYD23N30kYvGhCy7Itac8k9CTSTDUgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/take-no-heed-of-her-she-reads-a-lot-of-books.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Jasper Fforde
![Take no heed of her…. She reads a lot of books.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-7KTjs4FFYSQ/X1t8fRD7ZbI/AAAAAAAAJZg/qzVEYD23N30kYvGhCy7Itac8k9CTSTDUgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/take-no-heed-of-her-she-reads-a-lot-of-books.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Y56akG6RGzU/X1tnaYo-kAI/AAAAAAAAGeg/DmCPWtZHs1IhqRG3PHmNG9_fQROuz1kGgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/for-every-expert-there-is-an-equal-and-opposite-expert.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
![Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-al0vUMy6wsw/X1togqARWkI/AAAAAAAAGwk/7LjjRAq8PhIsCw1xLRC-3gqBEP9B6KYGQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/her-majesty-is-one-verb-short-of-a-sentence.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
![Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-g6VsXQSMik0/X1uOrSZkc6I/AAAAAAAALCQ/8WalBPrS5AkKqCGo9rtHydQjjeGj8sbkgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/two-minds-with-but-a-single-thought-two-hearts-that-beat-as-one.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
![Religion isn’t the cause of wars, it’s the excuse.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2mdTyInQ-HE/X1t6x_51vbI/AAAAAAAAJEw/YvWO4gTepBA9GL0TIi7nq0etbYf6Bhx2QCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/religion-isnt-the-cause-of-wars-its-the-excuse.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Religion isn’t the cause of wars, it’s the excuse.
![Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UM9G8t69UQg/X1timvdBKTI/AAAAAAAAGAI/n9Sik9tjODk0J4AoI5kVtROZntWbtCDIwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/dead-never-been-that-before-not-even-once.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
![Governments and fashions come and go but Jane Eyre is for all time.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zG0wUBfGzC0/X1tn4KA7xPI/AAAAAAAAGmY/B1oYN4zHXGwagM87tarnjHYrHP-9q_PlQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/governments-and-fashions-come-and-go-but-jane-eyre-is-for-all-time.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)