April 18, 2020 Tanya C

Basically, I have two speeds…. Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

April 17, 2020 Tanya C

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

April 17, 2020 Tanya C

You’re so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

April 16, 2020 Tanya C

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn’t.

April 15, 2020 Tanya C

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

April 14, 2020 Tanya C

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

April 13, 2020 Tanya C

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

April 13, 2020 Tanya C

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

April 13, 2020 Tanya C

So what? All writers are lunatics!

April 13, 2020 Tanya C

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

April 13, 2020 Tanya C

Gags die, humor doesn’t.

April 11, 2020 Tanya C

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.