April 25, 2020 Tanya C

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

April 25, 2020 Tanya C

You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!

April 25, 2020 Tanya C

Curiouser and curiouser.

April 24, 2020 Tanya C

Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

April 23, 2020 Tanya C

They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

April 22, 2020 Tanya C

Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends.

April 22, 2020 Tanya C

It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

April 22, 2020 Tanya C

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

April 20, 2020 Tanya C

My rapier wit hides my inner pain.

April 20, 2020 Tanya C

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

April 19, 2020 Tanya C

Like all of my friends, she’s a lousy judge of character.

April 18, 2020 Tanya C

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.