May 5, 2020 Tanya C

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

May 3, 2020 Tanya C

Gym should be illegal. It’s humiliating.

May 2, 2020 Tanya C

Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it.

April 30, 2020 Tanya C

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

April 29, 2020 Tanya C

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.

April 29, 2020 Tanya C

Erre es korakas, Blinky!” Dionysus cursed. “I will have your soul!

April 29, 2020 Tanya C

Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.

April 29, 2020 Tanya C

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.

April 28, 2020 Tanya C

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

April 27, 2020 Tanya C

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

April 26, 2020 Tanya C

Humor is reason gone mad.

April 25, 2020 Tanya C

You live but once; you might as well be amusing.