May 13, 2020 Tanya C

Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

May 11, 2020 Tanya C

Oh no. Don’t smile. You’ll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile.

May 11, 2020 Tanya C

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

May 9, 2020 Tanya C

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

May 8, 2020 Tanya C

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

May 8, 2020 Tanya C

So much good, so much evil. Just add water.

May 8, 2020 Tanya C

Sane is boring.

May 7, 2020 Tanya C

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

May 7, 2020 Tanya C

Practice makes perfect, but nobody’s perfect, so why practice?

May 6, 2020 Tanya C

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

May 6, 2020 Tanya C

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

May 5, 2020 Tanya C

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.