Category: Humor
How is it possible to have a civil war?
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
This lifes hard, but its harder if youre stupid.
As long as we don’t die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.
I hate you,” I muttered.Noah smiled wider. “I know.
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Puns are the highest form of literature.
