![A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lVEmNx7fAII/X1tcXVUK30I/AAAAAAAAFWw/aQVOQs4XbuIwvRGj2CuQ9UoDZQXAuZ6dwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-great-nose-may-be-an-indexof-a-great-soul.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Humor
![A great nose may be an indexOf a great soul](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lVEmNx7fAII/X1tcXVUK30I/AAAAAAAAFWw/aQVOQs4XbuIwvRGj2CuQ9UoDZQXAuZ6dwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-great-nose-may-be-an-indexof-a-great-soul.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qrxGRHXW8V0/X1t6rXgH25I/AAAAAAAAJDg/mdS1-aiYw5EsnkNNG4P0CUpuMIwIfU-jQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/reality-is-just-a-crutch-for-people-who-cant-handle-drugs.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
![Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-O8T7Xg53DRA/X1toiBCWIqI/AAAAAAAAGxE/GEGBobMkhUUSjJXvX3wrf_x76DkAMO7NwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/heterosexuality-is-not-normal-its-just-common.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
![Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SzWhZgF1SzQ/X1tn_PBsSvI/AAAAAAAAGn8/l1lPjSKp_wIel33mqjUKfek2haJbqWsugCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/half-of-seeming-clever-is-keeping-your-mouth-shut-at-the-right-times.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.
![May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-X-JXGeznig0/X1t15m7xH5I/AAAAAAAAIaU/paWJknSLJAMw7eEm9CCP-QJcWS-pVPp7ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/may-the-forces-of-evil-become-confused-on-the-way-to-your-house.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
![Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-MRpbRymWn3M/X1t6dPjA7cI/AAAAAAAAJA4/yw3b9cf-pLEPCu0d3I2L26hHh4dBqg-sQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/procrastinate-now-dont-put-it-off.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
![What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-D8fjzEUYY7s/X1uQA-1Bz2I/AAAAAAAALSs/1FvZriQ0obMAFrkCPZObpFSXXySacOxHQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/what-would-men-be-without-women-scarce-sirmighty-scarce.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
![The secret to humor is surprise.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-A1nmYz21okQ/X0bPlf1xJhI/AAAAAAAAE3U/7FDQPPSR0xka4ExPnZwMm9vaIVbo-7RygCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/the-secret-to-humor-is-surprise-quotes-by-aristotle-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The secret to humor is surprise.
![Humor comes from self-confidence.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cspUrVRSs5A/X0bDTjZY0kI/AAAAAAAACWE/KSoJkf_8N5odFAf2f2fGvD5jZyDe2niUACEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/humor-comes-from-self-confidence-quotes-by-rita-mae-brown-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Humor comes from self-confidence.
![You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-i3pjjtRfWXY/X1uSs7PSTJI/AAAAAAAALtM/rUbk08tGRt0l_Fy88PLNvfWsZpFSaCcXgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/you-can-only-be-young-once-but-you-can-always-be-immature.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
![I don’t like it when I outweigh my men.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yljKpkuEVEY/X1tqWDvNiDI/AAAAAAAAHB8/t8seda4SMPkqjw5T5YaYyErfSOfGgxgaQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-dont-like-it-when-i-outweigh-my-men.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I don’t like it when I outweigh my men.
![Humor can be one of our best survival tools.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xMmKNNbrA74/X0bDTdjZeqI/AAAAAAAACWE/jyMGKhzYA0Qwl-rBIsnG2PIDE-0DSzeXACEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/humor-can-be-one-of-our-best-survival-tools-quotes-by-allen-klein-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)