Category: Humor
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.
The secret to humor is surprise.
Humor comes from self-confidence.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
I don’t like it when I outweigh my men.
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