Category: Humor
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
Well, that’s an evil smile…
What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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