![The planet is fine. The people are fucked.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2mDovc5yFpA/X1uKNQMS2yI/AAAAAAAAKbA/SjTfrrRaPxwXE3Cl7tLAovS4AIc1fc_VACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-planet-is-fine-the-people-are-fucked.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Humor
![The planet is fine. The people are fucked.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2mDovc5yFpA/X1uKNQMS2yI/AAAAAAAAKbA/SjTfrrRaPxwXE3Cl7tLAovS4AIc1fc_VACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-planet-is-fine-the-people-are-fucked.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dAHz96Emq7o/X1uJD6M-sYI/AAAAAAAAKMo/LO3huT39c1YtmVQjmAflgzBp8rCUpjv8gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-capacity-for-friendship-is-gods-way-of-apologizing-for-our-families.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
![Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HX7itWRz9YY/X1t0t2vUpXI/AAAAAAAAIMo/4JSKp10Ub3gEeoam5I-xOIcz_H5ieKstQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/life-is-worth-living-as-long-as-theres-a-laugh-in-it.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
![Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-QY0P6agsR4M/X1t8Qera4rI/AAAAAAAAJWs/cs7A_-XjDng4-l0afIsdJqyOOSsdyYPNgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/stories-of-imagination-tend-to-upset-those-without-one.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
![This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5WmlkXOXVf0/X1uL5glTfvI/AAAAAAAAKv0/M6vilOW3bQgn3MfOkWBBwPdUFzmo7SYlwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/this-is-my-knife-it-is-very-sharp-and-very-eager-to-hurt-you.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
![Well, that’s an evil smile…](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-C8IIC8gUDTE/X1uPlV0briI/AAAAAAAALNU/NDRuoOqpS4ssUpm4CblY5hpND6LiXLbTACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/well-thats-an-evil-smile.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Well, that’s an evil smile…
![What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-EijTExDv2nU/X1uQJac-_SI/AAAAAAAALUU/IvzYvQhfVYA27A7b9RdAFmPjp9sd0MxrACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/whats-the-good-of-living-if-you-dont-try-a-few-things.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?
![Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kSJt5ztb_Yc/X1tnr5o1hFI/AAAAAAAAGi8/GC9-IrboyRInY5lPH7oNqJPht8XenFRfACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/go-to-heaven-for-the-climate-and-hell-for-the-company.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
![I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-M6pW58V95KQ/X1tskuQtEZI/AAAAAAAAHcM/zU47O4j6xBYwwmexsOcwlkR1zcFBHG61ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/ill-try-anything-once-twice-if-i-like-it-three-times-to-make-sure.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
![I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-DwBJL-q9vI8/X1trABDbvWI/AAAAAAAAHKY/Bz7HiKCOhfsax6tWXPw2gW_gZrmY8uNSwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-like-nonsense-it-wakes-up-the-brain-cells.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
![I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_ytvtfRrPV4/X1tq-JstTeI/AAAAAAAAHKA/FA57A9iLHnMiq7Dnzk3j5_ukiMbz7A2RQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-like-a-woman-with-a-head-on-her-shoulders-i-hate-necks.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
![A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-glHQuBeBu1c/X1thPh26T6I/AAAAAAAAFr0/__0ktTLv5Ek6e5F_v42yLp5rcheZnNlOACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-wellread-woman-is-a-dangerous-creature.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)