![No good deed goes unpunished.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-omFRKRLPmco/X1t3AfIxDFI/AAAAAAAAInU/6g-A98mOlt8mJajr7q5-7bhFjPQwfFiHgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Humor
![No good deed goes unpunished.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-omFRKRLPmco/X1t3AfIxDFI/AAAAAAAAInU/6g-A98mOlt8mJajr7q5-7bhFjPQwfFiHgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/no-good-deed-goes-unpunished.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![I felt like one of Apollo’s sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TsL6T_hZDdk/X1tqhRPtlrI/AAAAAAAAHEQ/sJRAAG_7d443I8gCn0jf3B-UhFcxgK6lgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-felt-like-one-of-apollos-sacred-cows-slow-dumb-and-bright-red.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I felt like one of Apollo’s sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.
![Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-f4dCQeNIz80/X1tdd5Ih04I/AAAAAAAAFmI/WHIP3SiRFAwGMJ4dZZZMmeRWsiDrxpxiwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/any-fool-can-make-a-ruleand-any-fool-will-mind-it.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.
![There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Isfji36JpuI/X1uLeqAMt0I/AAAAAAAAKqo/j1rc71KCDtglmlSQ3BiKiU5J644KQJ8BACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/there-is-nothing-like-puking-with-somebody-to-make-you-into-old-friends.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
![You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-r7h5XlSKviQ/X1uTO5h_QeI/AAAAAAAALz4/gQo0YSLS9sg8ibmuYwty4SH-dNLD9CO-gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/you-must-admit-i-have-a-right-to-live-in-a-pigsty-if-i-want.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.
![A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4zgi9LgDyxw/X1tcN3qUBZI/AAAAAAAAFUo/ttbIA9xS1xYvng-X_Jv8HZyA-B-TuXWbQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-clear-conscience-is-the-sure-sign-of-a-bad-memory.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
![Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4NxDYLZmD3s/X0bDVAyvU1I/AAAAAAAACV4/RcMaDewORjgUTHKJzbbxqzLHGcC59cZfQCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/humor-that-is-edgy-is-never-squeaky-clean-quotes-by-jeff-ross-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
![I’m a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4vvKPvwLNek/X1tsmkGBwCI/AAAAAAAAHck/A0040z5IS5MhEfPuLkNFeOrGrbc2RigLQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/im-a-poet-and-i-like-my-lies-the-way-my-mother-used-to-make-them.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I’m a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.
![Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-C3f6XCgDkdY/X1uOsdl40JI/AAAAAAAALCg/lHx-iPkNwSkCXhbR2e2h3BOHLtTMxsLGACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-but-they-make-a-good-excuse.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
![Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Y_5WthcHyr4/X1t7fYH1XEI/AAAAAAAAJNY/Pll4I-0otFQ4A88JoU6LzKeSRdv1A9E6gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/siblings-that-say-they-never-fight-are-most-definitely-hiding-something.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something
![The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sh3kO9iy1Ck/X1uJ9pSuO3I/AAAAAAAAKYA/Jhg3iLBJZJY-uywbZXOc_rWSbHq6Oy7FgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-only-difference-between-hitler-and-bush-is-that-hitler-was-elected.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
![I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-YaZYEFI7q8Q/X1tqiISMrEI/AAAAAAAAHEY/XISNl3CcUF0dbECGOfqqZqKJ6C1x1x_SgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-figured-something-out-the-future-is-unpredictable.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)