June 25, 2020 Tanya C

No good deed goes unpunished.

June 24, 2020 Tanya C

I felt like one of Apollo’s sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.

June 24, 2020 Tanya C

Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it.

June 24, 2020 Tanya C

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

June 22, 2020 Tanya C

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.

June 22, 2020 Tanya C

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

June 21, 2020 Tanya C

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

June 18, 2020 Tanya C

I’m a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

June 18, 2020 Tanya C

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

June 16, 2020 Tanya C

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

June 13, 2020 Tanya C

The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.

June 12, 2020 Tanya C

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.