![Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Xm9D7alQ8tQ/X1uMAAEaOPI/AAAAAAAAKww/14A92SuKiwoPi8IzvCRQrdInuzjXuucWQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/those-are-my-principles-and-if-you-dont-like-themwell-i-have-others.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Groucho Marx
![Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Xm9D7alQ8tQ/X1uMAAEaOPI/AAAAAAAAKww/14A92SuKiwoPi8IzvCRQrdInuzjXuucWQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/those-are-my-principles-and-if-you-dont-like-themwell-i-have-others.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![Humor is reason gone mad.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-p9nhdk2wSoE/X1to2st5KQI/AAAAAAAAG2Q/GvaIV2fxxk4lmCpuBFZmYGECEkHSq4rsgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/humor-is-reason-gone-mad.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Humor is reason gone mad.
![Women should be obscene and not heard.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GsPde2AxNbQ/X0bSJZlxubI/AAAAAAAAFQs/ilrxDAfOkeoQfpvdxT0PI6hO3d4rGKm_QCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2auf-gU/w750-h750-p/women-should-be-obscene-and-not-heard-quotes-by-groucho-marx-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-women.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Women should be obscene and not heard.
![Before I speak, I have something important to say.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bYSh1aslsEM/X1thnhbTcsI/AAAAAAAAFxk/e7GzddEI5rM1a8gulMiZHpTKuZrT1IXzgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/before-i-speak-i-have-something-important-to-say.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
![Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2oo8ip8-zKc/X0VnamHb5_I/AAAAAAAABLY/m9c9fZkn8rUNvf_4XbWnm42ExAjIxCydACEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw1quf-gU/w750-h750-p/alimony-is-like-buying-hay-for-a-dead-horse-quotes-by-groucho-marx-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor-money.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
![Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-S7ZOtVk1Plw/X1twzKQN6UI/AAAAAAAAIHY/bBzgVitqaJciHm0oonzbA2MfzhrAzguwgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/life-is-a-whim-of-several-billion-cells-to-be-you-for-a-while.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
![Humor is reason gone mad.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bx0Ve6e5x-Q/X0bDUkVLNWI/AAAAAAAACWU/p527Zp_pigswE-IeX28wobpNABnILlI5wCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/humor-is-reason-gone-mad-quotes-by-groucho-marx-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Humor is reason gone mad.
![Room service? Send up a larger room.”[A Night at the Opera]](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Nxedrkn2j54/X1t69qJ0g5I/AAAAAAAAJG8/AAAkxjVZ0RMbJGmronBtRaTayap0bUFlwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/room-service-send-up-a-larger-rooma-night-at-the-opera.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Room service? Send up a larger room.”[A Night at the Opera]
![I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FXOedO-xQbo/X1tuLwvZVzI/AAAAAAAAHpg/FGRTKmElZ2AWe22ZyCBVYyulA51hZoc-gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-was-married-by-a-judge-i-should-have-asked-for-a-jury.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
![Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5Njh7dxFLME/X1t29s0YxSI/AAAAAAAAImw/TFpp7SGWSgYq7tW7QB3ZpMSTJxXpgPmTQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/next-time-i-see-you-remind-me-not-to-talk-to-you.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)