![There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FOdIYJYV8HY/X1uLFDj7VjI/AAAAAAAAKl0/V79XD_v07BA3sBrLt9Om2YTAbJAbgqAswCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/there-are-no-bad-words-bad-thoughts-bad-intentions-and-wooooords.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: George Carlin
![There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-FOdIYJYV8HY/X1uLFDj7VjI/AAAAAAAAKl0/V79XD_v07BA3sBrLt9Om2YTAbJAbgqAswCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/there-are-no-bad-words-bad-thoughts-bad-intentions-and-wooooords.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![Weather forecast for tonight: dark.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dgiU4ZT7QDQ/X0bRiLb-3FI/AAAAAAAAFQM/i8RDRNQz10UyIgYbApWuxPFERFIPhVRSQCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/weather-forecast-for-tonight-dark-quotes-by-george-carlin-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-funny.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
![I think I am, therefore, I am… I think.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xl85LEr0CoQ/X1tt-fsZciI/AAAAAAAAHmw/r_yROk0T3cMobHn9Smpi_KlXQ25k2MDrQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-think-i-am-therefore-i-am-i-think.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I think I am, therefore, I am… I think.
![It’s all bullshit, folks and it’s bad for ya.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-XrLP09EIx84/X1tvmzmfPSI/AAAAAAAAH5c/QYsMG6AWbDYuMZgTw1ZyEBokj75L56k1ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/its-all-bullshit-folks-and-its-bad-for-ya.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
It’s all bullshit, folks and it’s bad for ya.
![It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-clcXl_JvRkc/X1tvsDUMXCI/AAAAAAAAH6g/hrAiVyseSwgBZyzedmdLRViuil3NAsqGwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/its-important-in-life-if-you-dont-give-a-shit-it-can-help-you-a-lot.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
![Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-NCUXOx4NVIY/X1tc55Ot_XI/AAAAAAAAFeA/RBh-pY8rZ4Ab3rcoFtykFSJByKfdvaNAgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/age-is-a-hell-of-a-price-to-pay-for-wisdom.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom
![If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-t3_paBDa61k/X1tscWtSq-I/AAAAAAAAHao/tS2btAK8Q74PGvKoxm-c4_Y7Xq08s2c2gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-your-kid-needs-a-role-model-and-you-aint-it-youre-both-fucked.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If your kid needs a role model and you ain’t it, you’re both fucked.
![Electricity is really just organized lightning](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-sa6vR8cvTrM/X1tji-sFppI/AAAAAAAAGOQ/ixLSZLL-Ptc0DIaAztkN86gagrd7C_iEACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/electricity-is-really-just-organized-lightning.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)