Category: George Carlin
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Meow means woof in cat.
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
Religion is just mind control.
