![Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yORkv3x2OW4/X1t2B6_Jo7I/AAAAAAAAIbs/QSqnNIq7fz8kyp7b1UChP-WscbKK0AU6wCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/men-are-from-earth-women-are-from-earth-deal-with-it.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: George Carlin
![Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yORkv3x2OW4/X1t2B6_Jo7I/AAAAAAAAIbs/QSqnNIq7fz8kyp7b1UChP-WscbKK0AU6wCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/men-are-from-earth-women-are-from-earth-deal-with-it.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![The planet is fine. The people are fucked.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2mDovc5yFpA/X1uKNQMS2yI/AAAAAAAAKbA/SjTfrrRaPxwXE3Cl7tLAovS4AIc1fc_VACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/the-planet-is-fine-the-people-are-fucked.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
![May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-X-JXGeznig0/X1t15m7xH5I/AAAAAAAAIaU/paWJknSLJAMw7eEm9CCP-QJcWS-pVPp7ACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/may-the-forces-of-evil-become-confused-on-the-way-to-your-house.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
![In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-34iitaO_i0I/X1ts_fXpNqI/AAAAAAAAHg8/i-OhYrUtKjsQXjP87r9u6VJ_J84wRKnGACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/in-america-anyone-can-become-president-thats-the-problem.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
![How is it possible to have a civil war?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qw7QV7LwY-U/X1tovaosqRI/AAAAAAAAG0k/q6Zp3zQ6ZusSXOy1A0tSKSA73Dcv9XS-wCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/how-is-it-possible-to-have-a-civil-war.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
![If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-ekdZtKi533c/X1tsVs2hvrI/AAAAAAAAHZk/GFw3ELvsqHMxGOILrXD3qZaB8KMGMXE5gCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/if-you-try-to-fail-and-succeed-which-have-you-done.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
![Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AYhhYjRGjKs/X1t27dc76ZI/AAAAAAAAImU/IhCWjeLw1sws2hwIbTJCbB4o-8aEL73KgCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/never-underestimate-the-power-of-stupid-people-in-large-groups.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
![Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VhOFyvC9HcY/X1tnUKlYR5I/AAAAAAAAGdE/YKiXdtEqQK8rqJ0wPBGJLA6a7oBcDDbgACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/fighting-for-peace-is-like-screwing-for-virginity.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
![Meow means woof in cat.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-NhnUUuwMWds/X1t2GzG9zmI/AAAAAAAAIck/QOeyKKmR2PIPUWLF3_7uOCHEYW6YdjVAQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/meow-means-woof-in-cat.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Meow means woof in cat.
![It’s never just a game when you’re winning.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TNOy3gwzQ4U/X1tvvKUSvMI/AAAAAAAAH7A/xs7f06A3DjAvvGvH4g4vVg5pTpXHtkJWQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/its-never-just-a-game-when-youre-winning.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
![Religion is just mind control.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lKKaSaazAlA/X0bNd8w6JuI/AAAAAAAAEOA/WvzqjczCnwkN0cZ-wPO6JZvY3-L89LeFwCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/religion-is-just-mind-control-quotes-by-george-carlin-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-religion.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Religion is just mind control.
![How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes…dies.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-KLuoPLxQY9c/X1torZFZ9zI/AAAAAAAAGzc/acypZYN6gAEg4YDWLTPGHwepzuyWdhncwCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/how-can-he-be-perfect-everything-he-ever-makesdies.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)