Category: Funny
When I’m funny is when I’m angriest.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
It is funny what a year can do.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
Sex is funny and love is serious.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
It’s a funny old world.
