Category: Funny
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
I never said most of the things I said.
I thought I was funny as a kid.
Be obscure clearly.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
One thing the blues ain’t, is funny.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Never fight an inanimate object.
