Category: Funny
I rant, therefore I am.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
Never floss with a stranger.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
I don’t just try to be funny.
There’s a lot more to me than just funny.
