![God created man, but I could do better.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kgVjPZGrZBY/X0bCVlmdyRI/AAAAAAAACMA/VVcJ5Vtp5oo5pxPEjj3RH_J5rAKctkbegCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/god-created-man-but-i-could-do-better-quotes-by-erma-bombeck-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-god.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Category: Erma Bombeck
![God created man, but I could do better.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kgVjPZGrZBY/X0bCVlmdyRI/AAAAAAAACMA/VVcJ5Vtp5oo5pxPEjj3RH_J5rAKctkbegCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/god-created-man-but-i-could-do-better-quotes-by-erma-bombeck-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-god.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
![Life is to be entered upon with courage.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cbbCI0XAzqk/X0bJc2HITQI/AAAAAAAADlo/BDg_9chspAQuXKc-CRI9LBJ5P7So4heLwCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/life-is-to-be-entered-upon-with-courage-quotes-by-erma-bombeck-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-courage.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Life is to be entered upon with courage.
![Written on her tombstone: “I told you I was sick.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3I0AlKsZthA/X1uST2VNasI/AAAAAAAALoY/apf9TRd0UQs3oyPhOFPPePyPtsPLxP9pACLcBGAsYHQ/h750/written-on-her-tombstone-i-told-you-i-was-sick.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Written on her tombstone: “I told you I was sick.
![When humor goes, there goes civilization.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_7zjSAErWG4/X0bRtsLDMpI/AAAAAAAAFQA/gkL5ERb9PzMZGlhr7MYOTtb1IkVio5WuQCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw2Kuf-gU/w750-h750-p/when-humor-goes-there-goes-civilization-quotes-by-erma-bombeck-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-humor.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
![Housework can kill you if done right.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/--tOhtkgPHNs/X1toqFqr4hI/AAAAAAAAGzQ/StL4rWQ-jKQfCbUcABGJfHgcQI8AtNvdQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/housework-can-kill-you-if-done-right.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Housework can kill you if done right.
![A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-s6AXP_fK0-0/X1tcWdBIhhI/AAAAAAAAFWo/sMh_Hb2rs6E9q64mNRSLgg93XMBjrjzvQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/a-grandmother-pretends-she-doesnt-know-who-you-are-on-halloween.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
![I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zETdoKBlZXI/X1to_aHw5xI/AAAAAAAAG4o/fwJR5ulTDmYGhIJsrAPebsJTW6u8zewHQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/i-am-not-a-glutton-i-am-an-explorer-of-food.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food
![Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OlMY2JgXJIw/X0bCq5_mbcI/AAAAAAAACWQ/dQvH9gNPc6IhMpmS7w_3fzcAJt1j9gs9QCEwYBhgLKtMDAL1Ocqx9zd5bddDOGU7u1DxY0vbL8eK9hia_oExdYtgxbkXTaE14B29nAj8UwJIdsUCg8i5OJM7U5gDboZmyDycdSjyrLPBL_kTXMwts4jZK2zxkmoHS9r0Q2hRseY63wRMGobmr_OR3V6jqLSFiPAqDbzS8zgV80YqH-5ZkrdC0BT4kplCIt627F0oLDnDG0-HkKhV9IwM_cXKnOz8BInaR41CirKt_ONcgDeJjAquX6vg4ByhUK2kS_FzoaiVEfPgnXG2MKVAOxfZBioolPl5yAyPuiTcltx_o_1jGnYItRgZoEOoSK9doLOThYM3aEjgM6k4X4MhWJvl68eVQM0rQ0Tg8XwOWSCtLajHyw3bXjZgRZRT5kv_X3XTFJfyqDcWf-oyqGk1aX45RLJFtfSiaahgCMOHFYAvgrQt5FKU9lSQfgsxUXwFi3fztziW3933sumR355KREqBU5noKOJypqnnt_jOcnlZIjRbzBbZuQKtxjMD3Q_GKUr7odJy0i-B-pwG0Y-KSj1Gn5beeC207f2Xa24MbyyvTRxXzhYyl1tsKKzkqU2KUCTYL7bd6bGF4s_MXfepgQ5lpaYHJsAxHsuilnkuG1NMslpXHDWt602gw16uf-gU/w750-h750-p/guilt-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving-quotes-by-erma-bombeck-best-proverbs-and-sayings-about-funny.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
![Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.](https://i0.wp.com/lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yVKYPhpudPg/X1tjXWbbThI/AAAAAAAAGLs/Sha9cl4aq_Q-mXwZaGD_jo8mmUo3y9tKQCLcBGAsYHQ/h750/dreams-have-only-one-owner-at-a-time-thats-why-dreamers-are-lonely.jpg?resize=450%2C450&ssl=1)