Category: Dorothy Parker
Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I hate writing, I love having written.
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
