September 23, 2019 Tanya C

Sometimes dead is better

September 22, 2019 Tanya C

The bird is gone, and in what meadow does it now sing?

September 22, 2019 Tanya C

I am against the death penalty.

September 22, 2019 Tanya C

Of all the ways to lose a person, death is the kindest.

September 19, 2019 Tanya C

Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.

September 17, 2019 Tanya C

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

September 15, 2019 Tanya C

I don’t want to hear about my death.

September 14, 2019 Tanya C

Death is nature’s way of saying, ‘Your table is ready.

September 14, 2019 Tanya C

I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.

September 14, 2019 Tanya C

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

September 14, 2019 Tanya C

Divorce is probably as painful as death.

September 13, 2019 Tanya C

A girl always remembers the first corpse she shaves.