Category: Bill Watterson
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.
Now what state do you live in?”Denial.
I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
