Category: Ambrose Bierce
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one’s voice.
Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
